My Wife, the Funny One

Quick story. Christina received a call today from her mom. She wanted to know what a Dutch Oven is. So, Christina went on to explain the dynamics of a Dutch Oven, you know, someone who farts under the covers then pulls them over the head of their companion so they can't escape the nutty goodness. Her mom didn't quite understand, so Christina explained it a second time.

A considerable pause. Now really confused, her mom says, 'Well, I have this recipe here and....'